20 bucks says that if we run out of bombs, we will be throwing tubes and tubes of toothpaste at Saddam.

It's a ruse to help boost the economy.

Remember that thing called the economy? Remember how bad it's doing?

Conspiracy.

I don't understand how the troops can need phone calls. What, the military can't hook a brother or sister up with a phone call?! Cmon. That's a little pathetic.

SNL tonight! Good Charlotte and Bernie Mac. This ought to be pretty funny.

I'm sorry, but I really don't want to know the weather in Iraq.

I'm feeling pretty cynical right now. Isn't that always nice?

What the hell? Why am I hearing the word "snow" being used concerning the weather? I don't like it. Not one bit.

My ring finger hurts.

My hair is really gross and oily and has like stuff in it I think. It's weird.

OK, mom and dad, let's go upstairs so I can shut off the VCR and watch SNL. Cmon now. Let's go. Let's head upstairs and you go to bed, and I stay up at least another hour and a half. One, two, one, two, let's go!

lalala. My finger is in pain and I want to go laugh at SNL.

OK, I'm leaving. Who knows if my parents will.

seeyas.

--jana.x